Julie, 15, Manatee Enthusiast
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
im sorry but if you dont like manatees you really need to fucking sort yourself out because look at them
they only exist to make you happy
look at that face
they’re literally just the birth child of a pebble a cow and a hippo look at them
this guy is so high on life rn
they’re so squishy omg
he just wants a hug
like how can you not idek they’re just so floaty and happy and care free
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If someone doesn’t like manatees don’t talk to them, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Selfie because why not 😊
I painted a bunny
Manatees are the most majestic creatures, after you of course ;)